As one who writes a blog about men, women and dating, I admit I’ve written more than a few blogs about some of the less intellectually evolved things men do. So, to be fair, I’ll dedicate this dating blog to bashing my own beloved gender.
What dumb things do women do?
Well, for starters, women like to give th
e silent treatment, which is akin to opening a beer with your teeth while wearing lingerie. Seriously, how many men do you know are going to complain about the fact that you don’t want to talk? On that note, women also use the word “fine’ hoping that a man will be savvy enough to probe further. Men know that “fine” doesn’t not mean fine, but if you want to act as though nothing’s wrong, most men will be fine with it.
Women also wear shoes that cause bunions; buy perfume that smells of vanilla; leave hair strands all over the bathroom; and cry during the Biggest Loser…. um…actually, apparently not every woman does that…sooooooo…. never mind.
As an online dating profile writer, I can also tell you that women do many more very dumb things and I witness it every day as I scan online dating sites. Here are a few:
One woman listed manicures and facials under her interests. Of all the activities a woman could list to attract a man, these would not be my recommendation any more than “knitting” and “watching Oprah” would be.
Ms Catch Me is looking for a serious relationship, while lying across a (half empty) king-sized bed. The caption? Missing you. Now that’s a lady who knows how to attract guys who are in it for the long-term. There’s nothing like a bed pose to make a guy think “Mom will looooove her”.
Ms Smart Sexy and Fun (there’s always one) is also looking for a serious relationship. She too is shot on a bed, except that she’s sitting, legs crossed with the top of a garter belt peeking from under her short dress. She makes clear that she’s looking for a man with a good heart. Silly me, I would have figured her to be looking for a whole other organ.
Women also take party girl photos with all their girlfriends and their respective cleavage. When men see women, cleavage, Jagermeister bomb shots, and lots of group hugging, they don’t think, the “one”. They think, “threesome”.
Don’t get me wrong ladies, sexy shots are hot and I’m all for them if you’re looking for casual relationships or flings. But if you’re looking for a serious relationship then you need to reconsider the message you’re sending out. Beds, boobs and party babes say you’re seriously looking for sex.
Seriously, do you really need a marketing expert to tell you that?
As an ad writer turned online dating profile writer, I can help you craft the right message. The number one sexiest trait to a man is a woman with confidence. I’ll write a profile that promotes your most unique features and I’ll write it so that you stand out and get noticed.
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