Can the worst first date ever be the funniest (the answer is yes!)?

I usually write blog posts that provides tips on how to write your online dating profile. But, today, a client send me such a funny “bad first date” that I had to share it. Apparently this story was heard on Jay Leno. In fact, the story is a hoax.

But still, it’s so funny I had to share. It also makes me wonder what your worst date story is. If you have any that you’d like to send in, please do. I’ll share then in a blog but will keep your name anonymous of course.

By the way, though I think the story’s funny, I’m glad it’s a hoax because no first date with a stranger should include a woman going into a man’s car. This is terrible unsafe. Please have a look at 10 online dating safety tips every woman needs to know. 

Here goes:

Jay  Leno  went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date  that a  woman had ever had. The winner described her worst first date and  there  was absolutely no question as to why her tale took the   prize!  

She said it  was midwinter…Snowing and quite cold… and the guy had  taken her  skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City ,  Utah. It was  a  day trip (no overnight). They were  strangers, after all, and had  never met before. The outing was fun but  relatively uneventful until  they were headed home late that  afternoon. They were  driving back down the mountain, when  she gradually began to realize that  she should not have had that extra  latte. !! They were about an hour  away from  anywhere with a rest  room and in the middle of nowhere!  Her companion suggested she try to  hold it, which she did for a while.  Unfortunately, because of the heavy  snow and slow going, there came a  point where she told him that he had  better stop and let her go beside  the road, or it would be the front  seat of his car.  

They stopped  and she quickly crawled out  beside the car, yanked her pants down and  started. In the deep snow she  didn’t have good footing, so she let her  butt rest against the rear  fender to steady herself. Her companion stood  on the side of the car  watching for traffic and indeed was a real  gentleman and refrained from  peeking. All she could think about was the  relief she felt despite the  rather embarrassing nature of the  situation.   Upon   finishing however, she soon became aware of another sensation. As she   bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her buttocks were   firmly glued against the car’s fender. Thoughts of tongues frozen to   flagpoles immediately came to mind as she attempted to disengage her   exposed flesh from the icy metal.. It was quickly apparent that she had   a brand new problem, due to the extreme cold.

Horrified by her   plight and yet aware of the humor of the moment, she answered her date’s   concerns about’ what’s taking so long’ with a reply that indeed, she was   ‘freezing her butt off’ and in need of some assistance!  He came   around the car as she tried to cover herself with her sweater and then,   as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out laughing. She too,   got the giggles and when they finally managed to compose themselves,   they assessed her dilemma. Obviously, as hysterical as the situation   was, they also were faced with a real problem.   Both agreed it would  take  something hot to free her chilly cheeks from the grip of the icy  metal! 

Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament  in the  first place, both quickly realized that there was only one way to  get  her free. So, as she looked the other way, her first time date  proceeded  to unzip his pants and pee her butt off the fender.   As  the audience screamed in  laughter, she took the Tonight Show prize hands  down. Or perhaps that  should be ‘pants down’.

Jay Leno’s  comment…   ‘This  gives a whole new meaning to being pissed  off.’    Oh and how did the first date turn  out? He became her husband and was  sitting next to her on the Leno  show.

On a serious note.

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